How not to take yourself too srsly.
This will certainly make my commute more sanitary! :P
Hey, girls, wanna know what’s going to be hot in 2012? With funding being slashed for Planned Parenthood left and right and a group of nutjobs who think zygotes and corporations are people running for President, next year it’s going to be super hard to afford a fancy storebought abortion.
It’s been about 8 days since I’ve been home but 6 months since I last drove a car. Took Patrick’s Audi to go to a cafe that takes 20 minutes by foot and 10 minutes by car. After some mental gymnastics debating about whether walking home after sunset in the cold was worthwhile, I opted for the car. It was around 3:30pm at the time. I parked and paid my time and overlooked the sign that read, “no parking 4pm to 6pm.” My paid parking ticket expired at 4:38PM so I walked back when time was up to a lane of absolutely no cars. TOW! NO!
Coughed up 305, ouch!
Can’t sit in a BART seat anymore after looking at this.
This is excessive. Ugh, consumerism